Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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