Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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