What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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