Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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