I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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