I am in a vortex of obligation.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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