matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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