I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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