that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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