so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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