I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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