Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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