My friends, they love my intelligence
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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