It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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