um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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