You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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