everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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