im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
