I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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