i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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