Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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