small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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