I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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