The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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