Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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