i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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