dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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