"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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