did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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