Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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