I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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