gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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