This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
