Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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