At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Alive.
So much puke
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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