He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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