Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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