Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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