I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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