I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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