White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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