I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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