Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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