Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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