We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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