Cold hands, warm shart.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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