and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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