If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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