he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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