I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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