No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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