Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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