I need help removing her.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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