pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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