yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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